Following her arrest Monday for drug possession, Tatum O’Neal told police she was just doing research for a role in a movie. The name of the movie: “The Tatum O’Neal Story.”
Activision has announced plans to release an all-Metallica version of its hit game “Guitar Hero.” In order to simulate the effect of being at a real Metallica concert, the game package will come with free clip-on mullets.
Ozzy Osbourne has received damages for libel after a newspaper printed a false story about the singer’s condition at the Brit Awards. The story falsely claimed that Osbourne was coherent and not on any drugs.
George Lucas told reporters in Japan that Barack Obama is one of his heroes. Lucas went on to explain that Hillary Clinton used to be one of his heroes, but he then had his admiration digitally altered to support Obama.
John Wimmer, a legally blind mountaineer, has climbed to the 11,000-foot summit of Mount Hood in Oregon. At least that ’s what Wimmer’s friends told him after he spent three days on an incline treadmill.
Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor unveiled a video game on Wednesday that is designed to teach children how courts work. In the game, players compete to steal a presidential election from the candidate who got the most votes.
A controversial operation that was intended to give model Maxi Mounds the largest breasts in the world has been cancelled due to safety concerns. However, Mounds still holds the world record for Lowest Self-Esteem.
A study by the American College of Sports Medicine reports that walking in flip-flops is responsible for more health problems than any other type of shoes. The researchers determined that flip-flops are without question one of the most dangerous types of shoes – although on the other hand, flip-flops are extremely healthy and are not dangerous at all – then again, flip-flops are quite dangerous and unhealthy, except when they’re not, because they’re not, except when they are, because they are. But they’re not. They are. Not.
A New Mexico space tourism company has already received several requests from couples seeking to be the first to have sex in space. The company credits its success due to its new slogan: “One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for the Spread of Genital Herpes.”
And finally, rock and roll pioneer Bo Diddley died of heart failure on Monday at age 79. Coroners believe the music legend’s heart failed because his doctor didn’t know Diddley.
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