The Curse of Wolves Dancing

Wednesday, June 18, 2008 in News, News & Commentary
Tags: auras, Dances with Wolves, Dr. Tom Chalko, earthquakes, global warming, Goodfellas, kevin costner, North Dakota

Today’s Quakes Deadlier Than In Past
Study: Seismic Activity 5 Times More Energetic Than 20 Years Ago Because Of Global Warming

Holy freaking crap!!!! Global warming causes earthquakes! Run for the hills. Wait. Don’t run for the hills. Run for North Dakota. Get to Fargo, fast oh fleet-footed folks. Buy real estate. Farm….something. Buy a real warm sock cap. Hunker down until earthquakes sweep the rest of the world away.

New research compiled by Australian scientist Dr. Tom Chalko shows that global seismic activity on Earth is now five times more energetic than it was just 20 years ago.

The research proves that destructive ability of earthquakes on Earth increases alarmingly fast and that this trend is set to continue, unless the problem of “global warming” is comprehensively and urgently addressed.

The analysis of more than 386,000 earthquakes between 1973 and 2007 recorded on the US Geological Survey database proved that the global annual energy of earthquakes on Earth began increasing very fast since 1990.

Wait a second. Since 1990? Really. So, that’s the magical cut-off for the start of global warming? It just happened to start that year? You know what else happened that year? “Dances with Wolves”. Yes, Kevin Costner’s epic on life on the….hell, I can’t remember anymore. I just know tatonka means buffalo. I also know it won best picture over “Goodfellas”. I’m betting that there is more likely a Curse of Dancing with Wolves that causes more severe earthquakes.

Dr. Chalko has urged other scientists to maximize international awareness of the rapid increase in seismic activity, pointing out that this increase is not theoretical but that it is an Observable Fact.

Let’s look closer at the article. Hmmm, CBS news. They’re pretty good. AP. Hmmm, a very good journalistic organization. Let’s check out Dr. Tom Chalko.

Holy freaking shit! A guy who plays classical guitar exceptionally well and studies auras wrote this! Quick, run back to the hills! The AP and CBS News are reporting on findings from a guy who believes that “Advanced spiritual people such as Buddha, Christ and their immediate students were painted with golden haloes around their heads, because some artists could actually see Auras.”

Just a note, auras, like earthquakes are observable facts. I know, because I saw an aura around a particularly enlightened squirrel just the other day.

Ok, come back. I’m sorry. Yes, catch your breath. I didn’t mean to scare you and get you running to the hills and then North Dakota and then back again. Wait, did you feel that? Was that an earthquake? Run!!!

Just kidding. I’m playing with you now. If you want to read real science on human induced climate change and the reliability of climate models, just go to the links. Stay away from sensationalism. Run from sensationalism!!!! Run!!!!