Watch Big News Episode 286: “Lipstick on a Hardon Collider”

Saturday, November 29, 2008 in Big News Episodes
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We at Big News always love when we get one of our friends from iO West to guest star with us, and this episode of Big News shows why. Craig Cackowski tackles roles like David Plouffe from the Obama campaign, Anaheim Mayor Curt Pringle, and Dorothy from the Golden Girls! All that, and the comedy of Sean Conroy!

In this episode:
- The Democrats celebrate finding a way to blow yet another election! (Hey, it looked that way at the time!)
- The Hadron Collider rips a hole in John McCain’s space and time!
- The Golden Girls take on two hurricanes!
- A doctor takes his revenge on an injured Tom Brady!
- Arnold Schwarzenegger takes on the effort to recall him!
- A new “Green Acres” episode puts lipstick on a pig!
- Bud Right beer celebrates Sarah Palin!
- Mayor Villaraigosa fights Anaheim’s Curt Pringle for the passion of the Los Angeles Angels!
- Kim Jong-Il sings and dances to Billy Squier!
- Plus the comedy of Sean Conroy!
- And the Situation with Erik Charles Nielsen!

BIG NEWS EPISODE 286: “Lipstick on a Hardon Collider”

Starring Christopher Biewer, Craig Cackowski, Susan Deming, Bailee Desrocher, Neil Garguilo, Jimmy Guidish, Gregg Lopez, Melissa Okey, Artemis Pebdani, Brian Vestal and Phillip Wilburn

Special Guest: Sean Conroy

Directed by Michael Hughes

1. FOR WHOM THE POLL TELLS by Michael Hughes
David Plouffe (Craig), Howard Dean (Brian), Hillary Clinton (Susan), Bill Clinton (Phillip), Joe Biden (Jimmy), Staffer #1 (Christopher), Staffer #2 (Melissa), Staffer #3 (Neil), Staffer #4 (Gregg), Staffer #5 (Artemis), Staffer #6 (Bailee)

2. BRAND NEW WORLD by Niilo Tippler
Melvin (Christopher), Velma (Melissa), Dexter (Neil), McCain (Phillip), Palin (Susan)

3. THANK YOU FOR BEING A HURRICANE by Erich Eilenberger
Dorothy (Craig), Blanche (Bailee), Rose (Melissa), Sophia (Artemis)

4. FINAL FANTASY FAIL by Julia Gaudette
Doctor (Christopher), Tom Brady (Brian), Timmy the Cancer Kid (Neil), Giselle Bundchen (Bailee)

5. TOTAL RECALL by Erich Eilenberger
Jimmy (Jimmy), Arnold (Phillip), Man (Christopher)

6. GREEN ACRES by Michael Hughes
Oliver (Gregg), Lisa (Susan)

7. BUD RIGHT: SARAH PALIN EDITION by Scott Weitz
Announcer (Jimmy), Singer (Brian)

8. EL ALCALDE DE LA PASION by Neil Garguilo
Announcer (Jimmy), Receptionist (Melissa), Villaraigosa (Neil), Curt (Craig), Mike (Brian)

9. KIM JONG NOT SO IL by Matt Manser
Bush (Phillip), Cheney (Gregg), Kim (Artemis)

10. SPECIAL GUEST: Sean Conroy
Intro (Christopher)

11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Bleichman, Burkhart, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Hughes, Johnson, Judy, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manser, Mondlock, Nielsen, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Rigney, Rockenstein, Tippler, and Weitz
Craig/Melissa/Artemis/Erik et al.