Watch Big News Episode 309: “Red Carpet Remnants”

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 in Big News Episodes, Humor, News, News & Commentary, Video
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Our Oscar Night Show!

BIG NEWS EPISODE 309: “Red Carpet Remnants”

Starring Sean Cowhig, Jimmy Guidish, Jason Kelley, Matthew Harris, Michael Hughes, Melissa Okey, Artemis Pebdani, and Tammie Smalls

Special Guest: Will Weldon

Directed by Ron West

1. OSCAR NIGHT by Matt Manser and Michael Hughes
Joey (Jimmy), Lisa (Melissa), Voiceover (Jason), Actor (Mike), Actress (Tammie), Supporting Actor (Sean), Supporting Actress (Artemis), Producer (Matt)

2. MADISON AVENUE OBAMA by Ray Stakenas
Obama (Jason), Tim Geithner (Mike), Commercial Obama (Matt)

3. ABSTINENCE by Michael Hughes and Matt Manser
Oprah Winfrey (Tammie), Bristol Palin (Melissa), Levi Johnston (Sean), Sarah Palin (Artemis)

4. SLEEPOVER by Greg Shouse
Schwarzenegger (Jimmy), Steinberg (Matt), Cox (Mike)

5. HANNITY’S NEW PAL by John Hallmann
Obama (Jason), Hannity (Sean), Colmes (Mike)

6. YOU’RE BANKRUPT by Tom Repetto
Donald Trump (Jimmy), Joan Rivers (Melissa), Dennis Rodman (Matt), Andrew Dice Clay (Artemis), Tom Green (Sean)

7. PUTTING THE F IN FUNDRAISING by Tom Repetto
Roland Burris (Matt), Candace (Melissa), Rod Blagojevich (Mike), Beverly (Tammie), Ted (Jason)

8. TRIPLE YOUR FUN by Julia Gaudette
Sally (Artemis), Jane (Tammie), Nick (Mike), Kevin (Sean), Joe (Jimmy)

9. MOST WASTEFUL by Erik Hoffstad
Obama (Jason), Aide (Melissa), Jim (Jimmy), Bob (Sean)

10. NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC by Kristina Adelmeyer
Boehner (Mike), Reid (Jimmy), Britney Spears (Melissa), Flo-rida (Jason), Sidekick (Matt), Rihanna (Tammie), Nick (Mike), Kevin (Sean), Joe (Jimmy), Caleb (Matt)

11. SPECIAL GUEST: Will Weldon
Intro (Melissa)

12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Boggs, DeGuire, Eilenberger, Faga, Gulas, Hughes, Isao, Judy, King, Manser, Muir, Nielsen, Nordvall, Okey, Orvedahl, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Repetto, Saliman Reingold, Scheer, Tippler, Vazirani, Weitz, West and Wilburn
Melissa/Jason/Artemis/Erik et al.