Watch Big News Episode 312: “7800 Weekends at Bernie’s” with Nick Bush!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 in Big News Episodes, Humor, News, News & Commentary, Video
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BIG NEWS EPISODE 312: “7800 Weekends at Bernie’s”

Starring Kipleigh Brown, Nick Bush, Sean Cowhig, Bailee DesRocher, Rachael Drummond, Neil Garguilo, Matthew Harris, Gregg Lopez, Artemis Pebdani, Ray Stakenas and Phillip Wilburn

Special Guest: Matt Champagne

Directed by Michael Hughes

1. YOU’RE GOOD by Gregg Lopez
Bernie (Gregg), Ira (Phillip), Mark (Matt), Judge Chin (Ray), Victim #1 (Bailee), Victim #2 (Artemis), Other Victims (Nick, Kipleigh, Sean, Neil, Rachael)

2. VIDEO: SESAME STREET by Phillip Wilburn

3. LET’S MAKE A NEW DEAL by Joanna Quraishi, Jeff Cosgrave and Michael Hughes
Barack Obama (Matt), Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir (Bailee), Hillary Clinton (Rachael)

4. THERE’S ONLY ONE RUSH by Peter Soby Jr.
Geddy (Gregg), Neil (Sean), Corey (Neil), Anne (Artemis)

5. STAND BY YOUR PLAN by Matt Moore
Viacom (Rachael), Nickelodeon (Nick)

6. JUICE IS FOR CLOSERS by Ben Boodman
Mr. Blake (Phillip), Student #1 (Ray), Student #2 (Sean), Student #3 (Kipleigh), Student #4 (Artemis)

7. SEE NO EVIL by Julia Gaudette
Tim (Neil), Samantha (Bailee), Random Man (Matt)

8. BO VINE: BIO CLASS by Tom Repetto
Announcer (Phillip), Bo (Ray), Mrs. Willis (Kipleigh), Donny (Neil), Jake (Matt), Timmy (Nick), Billy (Gregg), Carolyn (Artemis), Sheila (Rachael)

9. MARCHTRAX by Matt Blitz
Doctor (Kipleigh), Patient (Gregg), Announcer (Ray)

10. K-FED IN CHARGE by Scott Garner
Announcer (Phillip), K-Fed (Sean), Pookie (Neil), Coach (Nick)

11. SPECIAL GUEST: Matt Champagne
Intro (Bailee)

12. BIG NEWS REPORT by Boggs, Carlow, Cosgrave, Dorsey, Drummond, Eilenberger, Faga, Fisher, Gulas, Hughes, Isao, Kalkin, King, Manser, McClain, Orvedahl, Paulas, Reber, Saliman Reingold, Repetto, Rosen, Quraishi, Scheer, Simm, Tippler, Weitz and West
Phillip/Artemis/Bailee/Rachael et al.