Watch Big News Episode 318: Large Information: “Old Wine, New Bottles”

Thursday, June 18, 2009 in Big News Episodes, Humor, News, News & Commentary, Video
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BIG NEWS EPISODE 318: Large Information: “Old Wine, New Bottles”

Starring Christopher Biewer, Kipleigh Brown, George Caleodis, Jason Kelley, Matt Moore, Melissa Okey, Ray Stakenas, Tammie Smalls, Ray Stakenas, Brian Vestal and Phillip Wilburn

Special Guest: Alan Lebetkin

Directed by Ron West

1. HAWKING AND THE PIRATES by Matt Blitz
Gates (Matt), Mrs. Clinton (Melissa), Biden (Brian), Jones (Ray), Hawking (Christopher and Jason), Bush (Phillip), the Hawkettes (Kipleigh and Tammie), Announcer (Jason)

2. SERVICE by Tom Repetto
Danny (Christopher), Harold (George), Jennifer (Kipleigh)

3. GET REAL by Tom Repetto
Mahmoud Ahmadenijad (Matt), Barack Obama (Jason), Dr. Phil (Phillip), Announcer (Ray)

4. AN ALMOST PERFECT WEDDING by Michael Hughes
Megan McAllister (Melissa), Sarah (Kipleigh), Debbie (Tammie), Jailer (Jason), Philip Markoff (Brian)

5. 183? by Erich Eilenberger
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (Matt), Jones (Ray), Walsh (George)

6. ONCE YOU GO BLACKBERRY by Kristina Adelmeyer
Obama (Jason), Nicole (Tammie)

7. LARRY AND LEVI by Michael Hughes
Larry (Phillip), Levi (Christopher)

8. AMERICA’S NEXT TOP LIAR by Kristina Adelmeyer
Angela (Tammie), Lindsay (Kipleigh), Brian (Jason), Dick (George), Jenny (Melissa), Dan (Matt), Philip (Brian)

9. A WHOLE NEW NAME by Tom Repetto
Phillip, Melissa, Kipleigh, Ray, Matt, Christopher, George, Jason, Tammie, Brian

10. SPECIAL GUEST: Alan Lebetkin
Intro (Melissa)

11. LARGE INFORMATION REPORT by Alexander, Allen, Boggs, Boodman, Carlow, Curry, Eilenberger, Engel, Faga, Hughes, King, Kublin, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Mondlock, Morelli, Nordvall, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Saliman Reingold, Starr, Tippler and West
Melissa/George/Tammie/Kipleigh et al.