Watch Big News Episode 309: “Red Carpet Remnants”

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 in Big News Episodes, Humor, News, News & Commentary, Video
Tags: 'N Sync, 2009 Academy Awards, 2009 Oscars, Academy Awards, Alan Colmes, Andrew Dice Clay, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Artemis Pebdani, Barack Obama, Bristol Palin, Britney Spears, California budget, California budget crisis, cat fucking, Celebrity Apprentice, Cialis, Darrell Steinberg, Dave Co, Dennis Rodman, Don't Stop the Music, Donald Trump, Doublemint Gum, Erik Charles Nielsen, Erik Hoffstad, Flo-rida, Fo, Greg Shouse, Hannity and Colmes, Harry Reid, Heath Ledger, Huggies, Jason Kelley, Jimmy Guidish, Joan Rivers, Joe Jonas, Joey Fatone, John Boehner, John Hallmann, Jonas Brothers, Julia Gaudette, Kate Winslet, Kevin Jonas, Kings of Leon, Kristina Adelmeyer, Levi Johnston, Lisa Rinna, Low, Matt Manser, Matthew Harris, McDonald's, Melissa Okey, Melrose Place, Michael Hughes, Milk, News, Nick Jonas, Now That's What I Call Music, on Fire, Oprah, Oprah Winfrey, Oscars, Penelope Cruz, Queen Latifah, Ray Stakenas, Rihanna, Rod Blagojevich, Roland Burris, Ron West, Sarah Palin, Se, Sean Cowhig, Sean Hannity, Sean Penn, Tammie Smalls, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Dark Knight, The Reader, The Situation with Erik Charles Nielsen, Tim Geithner, Tom Green, Tom Repetto, Will Weldon, Womanizer, Wrigley's

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BIG NEWS EPISODE 309: “Red Carpet Remnants”
Starring Sean Cowhig, Jimmy Guidish, Jason Kelley, Matthew Harris, Michael Hughes, Melissa Okey, Artemis Pebdani, and Tammie Smalls
Special Guest: Will Weldon
Directed by Ron West

Watch Big News Episode 307: “No, Batman! No!”

Tuesday, June 9, 2009 in Big News Episodes, Humor, News, News & Commentary, Video
Tags: "George Bush", 867-5309, 867-5309/Jenny, Academy Awards, Alec Baldwin, Artemis Pebdani, Barack Obama, Batman, Ben Rosen, Bill Clinton, Billie Jean, Brian Vestal, Britney Spears, Chelsea Clinton, Christian Bale, Christian Bale rant, Christopher Biewer, Dos Equis, Doubt, Dr. Luigi, Dr. Mario, economic crisis, George Caleodis, Grammys, High School Musical 3, Hillary Clinton, Howie Scheer, Jenny McCarthy, Joe Biden, Joey Rockenstein, kidney transplant through vagina, Kim Jong-il, Kipleigh Brown, Kristina Adelmeyer, Kyle Isao, MacGruber, Macy's, Mamma Mia!, marijuana, Mario Brothers, Matt Blitz, Matthew Harris, Melissa Okey, Meryl Streep, Michael Hughes, Michael Jackson, Michael Phelps, Nadya Suleman, Neil Garguilo, Octo-Mom, Octomom, Oscars, Pepsi, Phillip Wilburm, product placement, Quinn Callens, Rent, Seasons of Love, Secretary of State, Singled Out, Sparkles McGee, Starbucks, Tammie Smalls, Terminator: Salvation, The Dark Knight, The Most Interesting Man in the World, Tim Geither, Tom Daschle, Tommy Tutone, Troy Conrad

BIG NEWS EPISODE 307: “No, Batman! No!”
Starring Christopher Biewer, Kipleigh Brown, George Caleodis, Neil Garguilo, Matthew Harris, Melissa Okey, Artemis Pebdani, Tammie Smalls, Brian Vestal and Phillip Wilburm
Special Guest: Troy Conrad
Directed by Michael Hughes

The Topic Thunder Report for the Week Ending Sunday, April 19, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009 in Highlights, Humor, News, News & Commentary, News In Brief, Quick Takes, The Biz
Tags: 2008 Election, Achilles tendon repair, Allen DeWall, American Pie, Ashton Kutcher, Ashton Kutcher Twitter, Ashton Kutcher versus CNN, Barack Obama, basketball, Behind the Green Door, Bo Obama, Boston Celtics, Britney Spears, Burger King, Burger King Mexican flag ad, camel toe, Cannes, Cannes Film Festival, cloned camel, cloning, CNN, Cosby Show, Detroit Lions, EB Brands, Ed Asner, eight year old bride, ESPN2, fitness ball recall, fitness balls, General Growth Properties Inc., Harry Kalas, Hillary Clinton, Insatiable, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Kevin Garnett, malls, Marilyn Chambers, Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson divorce, Mexican flag, Mexico, NBA, NFL Films, Oxygen, Oxygen Network, piracy, Pixar, Polish homeless shelter fire, Portugeuse Water Dog, race horses, real estate, Robin Gibson, Rudy Huxtable, Sarah Palin, Saudi Arabia, school lunches, Shannon DeWall, Smirnoff, stem cells, table, Tara Reid, Topic Thunder, Tropic Thunder, Twitter, UC Davis, UC Davis bomb threat, University of California at Davis, Up, White House dog

On Tuesday President Obama unveiled a Portuguese Water Dog named Bo as the new White House family pet. On Wednesday, it was revealed that Bo owed $20,000 in back taxes.
Due to recent pirate activity Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced new diplomatic efforts to freeze pirates’ assets. The efforts entail erasing the [...]

Big News Report for the Week Ending Sunday, March 1, 2009

Sunday, March 15, 2009 in Highlights, Humor, News, News & Commentary, News In Brief, Quick Takes, The Biz
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Ash Wednesday, Barack Obama, bee movie, Ben Bernanke, blizzard, Bobby Jindal, Brian Austin Green, Britney Spears, Catholic Church, Catholics, Chyler Leigh, David Malakoff, defense budget, Detroit Lions, economic bailout, economic crisis, English language, Environmental Protection Agency, EPA, Eric Holder, Gershwin Prize, glaucoma, Grey's Anatomy, Jennifer Aniston, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry King, Marie Babare Edwards, medical marjuana, Megan Fox, Michelle Obama, Microsoft, Mississippi, Nadya Suleman, National Public Radio, New England, NPR, Octo-Mom, Octomom, prison, prison break, Roman Catholic Church, Roman Catholics, singles pride, Smash Mouth, snow, snowstorm, state of the union, Stevie Wonder, stock market, television, The Marriage Ref, Viagra, Vivid Entertainment, Wall Street, Wisconsin

In his address to Congress Tuesday, President Obama announced a plan to cut the federal deficit in half by the end of his first term. The plan: getting his cabinet nominees to pay all their back taxes.
In his speech to Congress, President Obama strongly criticized executives of financially-strapped companies for taking public money and [...]

Watch Big News Episode 300 – “I-Rod” with Emo Philips!!!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009 in Big News Episodes, Video
Tags: "George Bush", 1995, AIG, Andrew Orvedahl, Antonio Villaraigosa, Artemis Pebdani, Back to the Future, Bailee DesRocher, Barack Obama, Barack Obama is not an American citizen, Barney Frank, Batman, Batman Forever, Britney Spears, Call in Gay Day, Chicago Tribune, Christopher Biewer, Conspiracy Theory Girl, Doc Brown, Dora the Explorer, economic crisis, Edward Liddy, Emo Philips, Erich Eilenberger, George Caleodis, GM, Guantanamo Bay, health care, Hillary Clinton, Jason Kelley, Jason McClain, John Hallmann, Kim Jong-il, Kipleigh Brown, Larry Craig, Los Angeles Dodgers, Los Angeles Times, Marty McFly, Matt Blitz, Melissa Okey, Michael Hughes, Michael McCarthy, Neil Garguilo, Oj Simpson, Oprah Winfrey, Pat O'Brien, Patti Blagojevich, Phillip Wilburn, Proposition 8, Ray Stakenas, Rent, Rick Wagoner, Rod Blagojevich, Ron West, Sally Struthers, Sam Zell, Sarah Palin, Seasons of Love, Shanon Muir, The Dark Knight, Tom Cruise, Tom Repetto, Tribune Company, Tropic Thunder, Valkyrie

Big News celebrates its sixth year anniversary and its 300th episode, with our very special guest Emo Philips!!! And what did we get for this auspicious occasion? Why, the news that the governor of Illinois tried to sell Barack Obama’s Senate seat!
So if you weren’t among the 90 or so people who packed [...]

Big News Report for the Week Ending Sunday, November 16, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008 in Highlights, Humor, News, News & Commentary, News In Brief, Quick Takes, The Biz
Tags: a cappella groups, Adam Sandler, armless thief, Barack Obama, Barbara Walters, Britney Spears, China, Drew Faust, Endeavor, feet, Frasier River, Germany, Harvard, heart transplants, Henry Paulson, Hillary Clinton, indoor tanning, International Space Station, Jayden Federline, Joe Biden, Keith Olbermann, monk riot, Monopoly, Mormons, MSNBC, MTV, New Jersey, New Jersey councilman peeing, Paula Abdul, Philadelphia Eagles, Proposition 8, recycling, Ridley Scott, Sarah Palin, Secretary of State, severed foot, sex, sex on trains, space shuttle, tanning, Tina Fey, Tom Cruise, Total Request Live, TRL, Twin Falls Idaho, Wen Jiabao, will smith

President-Elect Barack Obama met with Hillary Clinton on Thursday to discuss the possibility of Clinton serving as his Secretary of State. If selected, Clinton’s primary responsibility would be answering the phone at 3AM.
Sarah Palin told CNN this week that she would be honored to help President-elect Barack Obama in his new administration. Palin [...]

Monday, September 29, 2008 in Editorial, Highlights, Humor, News, News & Commentary, News In Brief, Quick Takes, The Biz
Tags: "George Bush", ABC, Alaska, bailout, Ben & Jerry's, Ben Bernanke, bicycling, Britney Spears, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, chimpanzees, China, China fire, Chinese fire drill, Chinese women's gymnastics team, congress, David Blaine, David Letterman, Detroit Lions, Don Young, Federal Reserve, gymnastics, Harvard, ice cream, John McCain, John McCain suspends campaign, Keanu Reeves, Keith Urban, Lance Armstrong, Matt Millen, Millenium Development Goals, Nicole Kidman, Paul Newman, PETA, Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head, recession, Sarah Palin, Shakira, shopaholic, Ted Stevens, Tom Cruise, Ugly Betty, Wen Jiabao

Congress reached agreement over the weekend on a plan to help solve the U.S. financial crisis. So The most popular option consists of everyone packing up their things and moving to Canada.
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke told lawmakers on Tuesday that they will see a recession if they don’t approve President Bush’s bailout [...]

Big News Report for the Week Ending Sunday, June 1, 2008 – Bonus Jokes!!

Sunday, June 1, 2008 in Big News Writers, Editorial, Highlights, Humor, News, News & Commentary, News In Brief, Quick Takes, The Biz
Tags: "George Bush", 1.21 gigawatts, 50 Cent, Amy Winehouse, Ashlee Simpson, Axel Foley, Back to the Future, Beverly Hills Cop, Bill Murray, Bjork, Blanka, Brazil, Britney Spears, Carol Burnett Show, China, Clay Aiken, cluster bombs, courthouse square, Dalai Lama, De Lorean, Dennis Kucinich, Doc Brown, Eddie Murphy, Fall Out Boy, Family Circus, flux capacitor, Harvey Korman, Hillary Clinton, Iceland, Iraq, Japan, Jodie Foster, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Bacon, Kirsten Dunst, Larry Craig, Las Lomas, Leaning Tower of Pisa, Mars, mercury, mosquitos, NASA, Nelson Mandela, obesity, Paul McCartney, Pete Wentz, Phoenix Lander, Ricky Martin, scorpions, Scott McClellan, Sharon Stone, Speed Racer, Spiderman, Starbucks, Street Fighter 2, Thelma Keane, Tibet, Tim Conway, Timbaland, Universal, Universal Fire, Universal Studios, Viagra, Wal-Mart, West Virginia, William Hung, Yale

Great Scott! Los Angeles woke up this morning to discover that Universal Studios was on fire! Among the sets and buildings lost – the iconic courthouse square from “Back to the Future.” But what’s the big deal – all you need is a De Lorean, a flux capacitor, and 1.21 gigawatts of [...]

Big News Report for the Week Ending Sunday, May 18, 2008

Monday, May 19, 2008 in Big News Writers, Editorial, Highlights, Humor, News, News & Commentary, News In Brief, Quick Takes, The Biz
Tags: 2008 Election, Amy Winehouse, Angelina Jolie, Barack Obama, Bob Barr, Brad Pitt, breast cancers, breasts, Britney Spears, California Supreme Court, Catholic, CBS, Dmitry Medvedev, dominatrix, Edward Kennedy, Frank Sinatra, gay marriage, Girl Scout cookies, Girl Scouts, gun rights, Hannah Montana, Hillary Clinton, How I Met Your Mother, Japan, Jerry Lewis, Jerry's Kids, JFK, John F. Kennedy, John McCain, Kentucky, Libertarian, MDA, Mel Gibson, Michael Moore, Missouri, Muscular Dystrophy, Neil Diamond, oil, oil prices, Pope Benedict, public relations, Roman Catholic Church, Russia, same sex marriage, Second Amendment, Ted Kennedy, The Doors, Today Show, Trasylol, twelve-year-old dominatrix, video grams, Vladimir Putin, Warren Cowan, West Virginia

Senator Ted Kennedy was rushed to the hospital Saturday morning after suffering a seizure. Doctors realized Kennedy would be fine after he asked that his IV be served on the rocks.
On Monday, Hillary Clinton compared her campaign to John F. Kennedy’s 1960 campaign in West Virginia. Experts corrected the Senator, noting that [...]

Big News Report for the Week Ending Sunday, May 11, 2008 – Bonus Jokes!

Sunday, May 11, 2008 in Humor, News, News & Commentary, News In Brief, Quick Takes
Tags: accidental death, Avril Lavigne, bald eagle, Baskin Robbins, beak, Beauty, bong, British food, Britney Spears, computer keyboard, cults, Dick Cheney, Eight Belles, German, head, Henry Paulson, Hillary Clinton, Irvine Robbins, Jerry Garcia, Kentucky Derby, Kobe Bryant, Lord of Our Righteousness Church, marijuana, Mission Impossible, New Jersey, pizza, Roger Clemens, Santa Claus, sinkholes, Summer Redstone, Texas, Tom Cruise, turkey, Yankees Suck

Everyone loves animals. Some love them and squeeze them and call them George. Some love to watch their cute videos on YouTube. Some love to hunt them down and eat them. Some love to tie the animal’s balls tightly and ride them. No matter what, animals play a large part in all of our lives. [...]